Bring the apple pie James

Today after work the two girls in the house decided to make an apple pie... James was septic about it and tried to dissuade them but they proved him wrong...

And James said "uhmmmmm" (uahahahahahahah) 

Behind the green door there was O Cheiro do Ralo

The poor James opened the green door and was amazed "Oh my dear childs... I lost my innocence watching this." then he left us and ran for his bathroom. I guess he needed a reminder of his true nature.

My name is James, how can i serve you?